Anything

nothing

you're anything

pigfucker

another name for Jen Anderson.

Pigfucker is my favorite vegan.

buzzin

When you feel hyper

It was sooo good! I'm buzzin!

axing the weasel

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.

When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.

blazer

Blazin' Squad fan

I'm a true Blazer