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Military Phonetic alphabet spelling for Dick
Last night, I overheard someone say, "He's being a real Delta India Charlie Kilo" so I walked up and beat his ass
When one smokes all the meth out of three meth pipes simultaneously, then proceeds to take a fat rip out of a bong. Inspired by the Youtube video
Can it be done? Live right here with the finch challenge
I overheard some guys talking about how killer the "dog food" was, well five minutes later I saw them get carried off by twelve.
Military phonetic alphabet for "Go fuck yourself." Look at the first letter of each word.
I told my commanding officer the coordinates were: "Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot." Thank god he never learned I told him to go fuck himself.
When your girl gives you multiple blowjobs and you nut inside her mouth so much that it floods out.
Last night, I popped a Viagra and gave my GF the flood.
This is what you say to someone when they talk about how much they love police
Bootlicker: OMG! Don't say fuck the police, police put their lives on the line every day!
Normal Person: OK Bootlicker
To be high on crystal meth
That nigga is on ice. He been up for the past week,