Stale Meat

Normally women of a mature age out having fun who wouldn't even be bothered with some of the lowlife scum.

Hey shes a milf, no shes stale meat, still I bet she wouldn't touch you with a forty foot barge pole.

salty porridge

An unexpected turn of events usually involving personality changes

Hannah Montana to current day miley. 'Miley is on the next level of salty porridge I don't fancy that shitzzel for my breakfast

Salam

"Hi" in Arabic. You could say "ASSALAMU ALAIKUM" as well

A: Salam.
B: Alikum Al Salam.

cerebrully

a person that uses superior logic and reasoning skills (instead of physical intimidation) to bully an unwilling party into doing something

"I outsmarted her into lending me Modern Family Season 1 on DVD, when she really didn't want to. Does that make me a cerebrully?"

Watermelon Sugar

Popular song by Harry Styles about the pleasure of vaginal/clitoral oral sex.

Imma eat up some of that sweet watermelon sugar!