Al

A very composed man when needed to be. Hysterically funny. Very sexy with a cock ranging anywhere from average to huge. Italian or greek in hertiage, Italians pack more heat downstairs but the greeks are not too far behind. Gets the ladies whenever needed but is a sweet kind hearted soul who has a crazy side underneath it all.

Guy 1: Who is Al?

Girl 1: The most fucking bad ass sexy man ever......fact.

Al

A person who is ALWAYS right. Never question it. You’re wrong.

“Have you ever met Al? That bitch is ALWAYS right!” “We love Al. She’s amazing and she’s always right.”

Al

What you can call Paul Simon.

"If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al"

- "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon

Al

10/10 dude. Very funny, great personality and is very caring. They love their obscure TV shows and are a "hipster," will help you with pretty much anything.

Guy 1: ay there's Al yoo what up my dude
Al: ello, I'm doing fine you?

Al

Short for alcohol. Also has a connotation of referring to someone.

Everything was fine until Al decided to show up. After that, the whole night was a blur.

Al

A man who usually has a fat big cock near 7-10 inches and well do you in doggy style till morning and night.

Why are you limping?

Because Al fucked the shit out of me

Al

they might be shy at first when you meet them but when you get to know them they are most sweetest person on earth they are so comforting,calm,caring, and lovable. they are also very funny but don't realize it :) <3

person 1: isnt al so shy?
person 2: shes not shy shes really nice once you get to know her
person 1: i wanna get to know her

person 2: you cant their my bestfriend >:(