porque es muy (fucking hell cant be fucking bothered speaking spanish anymore). fuck donald trump
porque
A gay person. As a former gay person myself I am ashamed to have played fortnite. I came out as gay to my mam and she didnt care. But when I said I played fortnite she immediately disowned me.
Tom: I’m a Fortnite Player
Garry: EWWWWW, GAYYYYY
he always finds his steppeach stuck in the washing machine so he busts a load in her and does some the cheek to her, after all this he gets pegged by her. He doesn’t forget to record all this and make some princess peach hentai
what are you doing stepbowser
‘sexual moaning for ten minutes’
Someone who sweats 8 litres of water per day and is a virgin until they turn 70
Tom: I play CoD, I’m a CoD Player
Tom’s friends:
Tom: I don’t have any friends
someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.