Someone who sweats 8 litres of water per day and is a virgin until they turn 70
Tom: I play CoD, I’m a CoD Player
Tom’s friends:
Tom: I don’t have any friends
someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
Something I dangle on your face
Ballsack is something used to teabag someone