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A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.
Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.
A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
The act of jacking off.
My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.
Emphasizes the sloppy aggressive nature of the coitous being had.
I fucked the brakes off of ole Jimbo.
A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.
A whore who sleeps with every jit she meets has to regularly check for grown men still lingering around inside her pussy.
After that whore let the whole football team run a train on her, she was caught in the bathroom checking for jitters.