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Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.
After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual
A relevant person who radiates big dick energy.
They definitely fuck, their a Labia Majora
A relevant person who radiates big dick energy.
They definitely fuck, they’re a Labia Majora
A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.
I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.
Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.
Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.
The act of freezing a dead hamster in seran/plastic wrap and then using to fuck yourself or somebody in the ass.
Joey: Wanna come over later, my pet hamster died? If you come at 9, I’ll have enough time to freeze it so that we can use it as rodent dough.
Joey’s Sneaky Link: See you then!