People who are irrelevant and radiate small dick energy.
No one even likes her, she’s such a labia minora.
This is used to describe someone being absolutely fucking annoying. Like a complete bitch. A cuntyboots is the bitchiest of bitches. Probably somebody hot though.
Robert: What’s that bitch’s fucking problem?
Paige: idk she’s a cuntyboots
Robert: tf is a cuntyboots
An acronym that stands for “suck my labia”. This is a twist on smd or suck my dick.
👨: ur ugly
👩: sml
This is when you want David Attenborough to burrow himself inside of you. He must be whispering dirty little animal facts into your ear.
I so badly want to do a David Attenburrow.
Similar to a Chili Dog or a Pearl Necklace. This is when you have sexual intercourse but pull out and then cum on a woman’s chest. Then titty fuck them. This is different from a Pearl necklace because you titty fuck AFTER another type of fucking. The dog part refers to the penis because it looks like a hotdog. The Mayo refers to the cum. Could be a noun or verb.
Yo did you mayo dog that girl last night or what?
The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.
Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?
A misspelling of porn hub where the o and u are switched. This is great for platforms that would censor the word porn. It’s also just funny.
Have you heard of PurnHob? It’s like PornHub but better.