hayelp

How you say help but in a Southern/Redneck Accent

Redneck: Somebody plz hayelp me tend to mah darn tootin' farm!

Big Rigs

is a terrible game

Joe: Hey Dave, have you played Big Rigs?
Dave: Yeah, and it sucked.

Poopy in my nappy

Exactly as it sounds: when you take a shit while wearing a diaper. Bonus points if you’re British.

Simon: Oh blimey, I went poopy in my nappy!
Richard: Bloody hell, you stupid wanker. Your shite stinking up the whole goddamn room.

can i have my face back

A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.

Peter: A SKELETON!!!
Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back?
Peter: No! You're going to jail!