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The act of giving a person with a crappy old smartphone your previous smartphone because they can’t afford a new one.
Henry’s cell phone was so old I felt bad for him and offered him a welphone. My old 6s is better than that iPhone 5 he was using.
Having a three way in a plane while in flight. Preferably at cruising altitude.
Lenny, Mary and I had an Everest spitroast in the back of a JetBlue A220. We got some looks as she removed that privacy panel between the lavatories, but it was worth it and they should mind their own business.
A black ring worn on the right ring finger. This indicates that the couple is a swinger.
Look at them....they have the keys on the bar and their swinger rings on. I bet she has a hotwife anklet on too.
The refrigerator located in the garage or basement that is primarily filled with the items that cannot be stored in the regular refrigerator due to space constraints and nutritional quality. This refrigerator is usually the unit that was previously in the kitchen but has been replaced for aesthetic reasons.
She made me put my meat in the man fridge while it marinades.
When the server at the restaurant forces “Fresh Ground Pepper” onto your meal.
I just wanted the salt shaker, but the Pepper Rapist came over and put 5 pounds of pepper on my salad against my will.
When a large group of people are engaging in behavior that is less than smart. An epidemic of stupidity.
LL I want to do is park my car, but this Costco parking lot is in the midst of a stupidemic.
When you cum on a cracker for someone to eat.
I’m not sure which I prefer on my Ritz cracker, caviar, or my husbands cum. It is so enjoyable I call it cumiar.