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When you cum on a cracker for someone to eat.
I’m not sure which I prefer on my Ritz cracker, caviar, or my husbands cum. It is so enjoyable I call it cumiar.
When a woman has a penis in her mouth, vagina and anus. Plus she also has a penis in each hand. Airtight with poles.
We had five guys over for my wife’s birthday. She took care of all them at the same time. She was underwater skier!
Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.
Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.
The large scale after school sports programs that kids now are made a part of. This includes soccer, baseball, hockey, gymnastics, ballet and other activities that children participate in after school.
This addresses the over scheduling of children and the parents who have to shuttle them to all these events with the misbegotten hope that their child is "gifted" and we surely go pro, or at least get a scholarship to a post-secondary school.
My daughter is in Soccer, traveling soccer, winter soccer, spring soccer, fall soccer, soccer camp and is on three different teams for each of these groups. My son does the same thing but for hockey. Yesterday I had to declare bankruptcy because we are out of money.
Dude, you are a victim of the Extracurricular Industrial Complex.
When your dog is resisting going to the bathroom when you need them to.
I was running late to a meeting because Fido was being peesistant. He can just hold it for another 5 hours if he is going to be like that.
The act of coordinating multiple competing schedules to coordinate an orgy.
I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.