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woozle

A creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of Winnie the Pooh. Visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of Rabbit's mushrooms.

"Oh bother. Rabbit, I ate some of your mushrooms and those little sugar pills. My rumbly tumbly hurts, and I'm scared I'll be attacked by a woozle."

by ColdVantage January 05, 2005


shitarific

Shitarific is slang for something that is so shitty, it is almost good. Almost.

"Did you see that movie Gigli?"
"No, why?"
"That crap was shitarific!"

by ColdVantage February 22, 2005


Ka-Pow

The sound made during an especially powerful pimp slap or bitch slap.

"Where is my money, ho?"
"I don't have it, you ****er!"
KA-POW! (pimp slap)

by ColdVantage January 06, 2005


cow pie high

A derogatory term for a school in a rural area.

"Who do you guys play in your next game?"
"Cow pie high, dude."
"Damn farming school."

by ColdVantage February 22, 2005


Great Mills High School

A small public high school on the east coast, known better as ghetto mills. Has a generally bad football team and a horrid boys soccer team. Still, they are far better than Leonardtown High School.

"Bet you can't wait to go to Great Mills next year, eh son?"
"Can I get a kevlar vest, dad?"

by ColdVantage January 04, 2005


iganhaven

Iganhaven is an expression that signifies many things, primarily anger and shock. Comparable to geez and sheesh. It is also one of the best milkshake recipe sites on the web.

1. Expression
"Those guys better not drop that..."
CRASH!
"Iganhaven..."
2. Website
"Hey where did you learn to make such good milkshakes?"
"Iganhaven.com. Duh..."

by ColdVantage January 04, 2005


boneability

A term used to vulgarly describe the beauty of an attractive female. Generally used by young males describing young women.

"Hey man that girl has some serious bonability."
"Yeah man... I would just-"
"Ok, I got cha, bra."

by ColdVantage February 22, 2005