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The ultimate drinking game. Played by at least three people sat in a circle. The game begins with everyone chanting the following: 'Whats the name of the game? Slaps. Whats the object? To get fucked.'
The person that starts in number 1 must shout out '1' while tapping either their left shoulder or their right shoulder. Whatever shoulder is tapped that is the direction the play goes so the next person is number 2. This continues until you get to number 7. Whoever is number 7 must place one hand over the other and the top hand decides the direction. Number 8 and 9 are the same as before but on number 10 you must point to someone who then has to drink for then has to drink for 10 seconds. If someone messes up before that they must drink for that number of seconds.
Billy, Bob and Timmy (Shouting together): Whats the name of the game? Slaps! Whats the object to get fucked!
*Bob messes up on number 7*
Timmy and Billy Together: AHHHHH wanker. drink for 7 seconds!
Billy: You're such a tool Bob
A combination of being sleepy and steamboated (drunk)
Bob: Man I've been up for three days straight drinking. I'm completely sleemboated
Billy: Quit being a lil bitch. Just have a good strawn
A term used to describe the 5/6 people you would kill if you only had one bullet left. Luckily the 50 cal will kill them all
Boy: Man I hate that fat cunt. He is definitly in my 50 cal line-up
A combination of stretching and yawning.
Bob: Man that was a good strawn
Billy: Shut Up
When you are quite drunk on a night out but one of your friends or someone you are with is so steaming that you have to take care of them and your opwn drunkiness becomes irrelevant
Billy: Were you drunk last night?
Bob: I was but when i seen how drunk Timmy was i switched in to Nurse Mode.
Billy: Rage. You should have just left him
Morning after the night before breath. The horrible taste in your mouth after you wake up following a night of drinking.
Bob: Oh man I woke up this morning and had to wash my teeth for 8 minutes to get rid of my MANBB
Billy: Shut up. Now
The word used to describe messages that you save in your phone as a note to yourself on a drunken night out.
*Bob falls on his bum during night out*
*Billy makes note in his phone: 'Bob fell'*
*Billy wakes up next morning and reads message. Texts Bob: You tool you fell last night. I completed forgot about it but luckily it was drafted.