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what i write down in my book when people order roast beef at work.
that dude at table 313 wants the fancy fixins roast beast dinner.
a trangender parent
...ur mom is used to be a man, therefore she is now a transparent.
the creepiest of creepers. they lurk in the shadows of your neighborhood wal-mart, wendy's, community colleges, etc.
the creeper who is about 4ft tall, slightly balding, with orange skin.
sometimes shows up at your place of business and asks for "help" then proceeds to ogle you and undress you with his mind.
OR
realli weird chicks(lyk your boyfriends ex) that you've never met who constantly look at your myspace page. then dont have the guts to say something to your face so they leave you "anonymous" hate mail and its obvious who they are.
in this case the best thing to do is to call that bitch on her cellular and tell her she ain't no superhero so there is no need for a secret identity.
my 2 top super creepers
kemra and dusty
super-duper creeps.
when i see them i cant help but sing dont fear the creeper to the tune of dont fear the reaper.
the sexiest car ever made
boys LOVE me and my '76 monte carlo, were both sexy bitches.. :P
my personal abbreviation for the Country Fried Steak at work when people order it, you never knew yr waitress was so weird huh?
also when you order the Country Morning breakfast i write CUNT MORNING :P
i need 3 Cunt Fried Steaks on the fly.
a porno/pervert mustache, the Corvette of mustaches.
that man totally has a pervette.