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Somebody who doesn't lack female atention.
Bruno Mars: "I wanna be a vajilionaire so fucking bad, I'd try out all the girls I never had..."
Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.
B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
An asshole who likes to fuck unassuming people over from behind.
You are such an ass-rat for tattletaling on your colleagues. Is that how you got promoted?
A way of saying it's alright to be gay.
a. I don't like to broadcast the fact that I'm gay you know not everybody is that openminded you know.
b. Oh come on gay has come a long way. Haven't you heard Vogue says: "Gay is the new fabulous!"
The act of having more sex than somebody else is having.
"Wow I can't believe I just caught my pet rabbits having sex on my bed AGAIN." They're outfucking me in my own home!
A classic nerd, not one of those "hip" nerds with "smart" glasses. A real smart as hell boring as your grandmother, glasses wearing, chinless, chesthairless, bonafide geek. Think Bill/melinda gates, stephen hawkins etc.
A. Oh my god that new statistic professor is such an asshole. Yesterday he called me stupid in front of everyone.
B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.
A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"
a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!
b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !