Get you a man that can do both

To be in a relationship when your boyfriend is classy, kind, and deep but thugn it at the same time.

Girl 1: Omg your boyfriend is amazing!
Girl 2: I know, get you a man that can do both.

The Chair

For a girl, the chair may mean the casual dumping place of clothes you don’t want to fold.

For a guy, let’s just say there are some very questionable stains and you have to debate if you really want to sit there and how safe it is.

Girl 1: You really need to clean the chair, it’s monstrous!
Girl 2: Yeah I know it’s getting out of hand.
Or
Guy 1: Dude, did you clean the chair?
Guy 2: Nah I might use it again.