war crime

Harsh looking skin blemishes- usually on the face.

Dude, you've been eating too much pizza again. Now you've got a big war crime on your face!

stink links

Slang for dog turds.

The neighbors fucking dog keeps leavin' stink links in my yard!

clam tracks

The stripper with no underware sat on my friends leg so long, she left clam tracks on his pant leg.