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When you hollow out a pickle, only to place your erect penis inside, covering it all by a standard work sock.
I prefer his sock pickle
When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter
I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is