wafu

comes from the acronym W.A.F.U. which stands for "Women Are Fucked Up" the condition that universally applies to all females, and is the only explanation needed to make sense of any illogical or otherwise insane behavior they frequently exhibit.

Dave: So yeah, my girlfriend broke up with me, and now shes back with her ex who beats her.
Frank: Wafu man, wafu.

aroloa

a guys nipple when it gets big and hard and stays like that.

Ben Kase

sedan

is a 4 door car (v.s. a 2 door car reffered to as a coupe)

Last nights party ended ubruptly in the back seat of the sedan with the sheriff in the front seat.

the OC

a TV show that is to addictive where rich teenage boys and girls act like they have "problems"

see crack
or bitchboy

dude1:"are you watching the OC?"
dude2:"that shows so addictive its like crack"
dude1:"why the hell is it, it's full of little bitchboys?"

obijohnshinobi

Someone who is significantly older than those he or she associates with.

You’re 45 and you still hang out in the ball pit at Discovery Zone... You’re such an obijohnshinobi.

ploik

an onomatopoeia

a word used when sticking something into another something that is usually soft and wet and sometimes warm

"dude i stuck in in there and it was like *ploik*
0_o

m00

an alternative to ",yo"

instead of "what da deal, yo?" you could use "what da deal, m00?"

Corny but i've been seeing this a lot