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A zambroomi is what you call a broom used to clean an outdoor ice rink when no Zamboni is available.
We swept the ice with the zambroomi when we finished playing outdoor, night hockey last night.
The act of defiling a /zom/ top hat by leaving a pile of shit in it.
Solemn should not have left his top hat on the IRC table, Evilnick shat in it when he was not looking.
He was Southall Steamered for disrespecting the top hat.
Using a fork, someone steals food from your plate, when you are not looking.
My father is always pirate forking me, finally one day I got angry and stabbed his arm.
My boyfriend will say, "Wow look at that," point and pirate fork my lobster.
An authwhore is a writer who publishes erotica and sex stories.
Did you read, "Six, Sexy, Short Stories" yet? That officially makes her an authwhore.
The result of a very awesome New Year's Eve is being wayoverhung. Being wayoverhung can last for days.
"Yes, I know there is vomit in my hair, I am so wayoverhung. Leave me alone." *barfing sounds*
An Irish Handshake is a sexy ass spanking by an Irish (sometimes Scottish) man just before sex.
Meir gave me a very memorable Irish Handshake before fucking me all night long; my ass was still pink in the morning.
A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm they create.
"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.