A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm.
"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.
While in a chat box, ignoring the dominant conversation by continuing to talk about themselves even if they are asked to stop.
In CC chat yesterday, Legend kept over-chatting the important conversation that everyone else was having.
I banned him from the chat box for over-chatting about his dwarf game when we were having crisis management session.
Dishgust is that feeling you get when you first discover the huge pile of dirty dishes in your sink from last night.
Honey! Can you get the Happy 4th of July plates and cinco de mayo napkins down from the attic? I am feeling dishgusted this morning.
I was so dishgusted last night, I made everyone eat on paper plates and called it a picnic so I would not have more dishes to wash.
A basket list is a collection of activities you want to finish before you become an adult.
Her basket list included visiting all 6 Flags Parks, eating cotton candy until vomiting and having a boyfriend. Anything left on the basket list when she turned 18 would automatically become the start of her bucket list.
Chemicalfull is the word that should be used instead of 'sugar-free' on foods.
These candies say sugar-free, they should have been labeled chemicalfull instead.
People think they are helping themselves by avoiding sugar; you think chemicalfull is any better?
Purseception is what most woman have that allows them to know where their purse is at all times.
"Be right there, honey. My purseception tells me that I left my purse in the car. Good thing I locked it."
I wish my mother had purseception, then we wouldn't be late to everything.
To read back through a chat box to get all the gossip one missed while away.
Simon always back-chats, so you can never talk about him on the IRC without him knowing.
I back-chatted late night and got to read the hottest lesbo cyber porn ever.