n. Pharmaceuticals courier.
Dude, Pedro the mule just checked in. Let's 420 !
(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
(w)--- <Splooey>
A/B: Aghhhhhhhhhh
n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter
Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!
v. The phenomenon where multiple heads are observed to pop up above the partitions in a cube farm in rapid succession.
Someone farted and the whole fuckin office went prairie doggin.
(Adj.) A coating of ejactulate upon a surface.
Nice aim! The fuckin' Wigga did a window glaze again, dude!
Sorry man! I missed my biatch
n. One who desires to be worthy of being recognized as an associate of the Urban Dictionary.
I am an oodee-wannabe so get your funk 'n wagnels outta my face!