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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.

A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!

B: Huh? What sperm?

(w)--- <Splooey>

A/B: Aghhhhhhhhhh

mule

n. Pharmaceuticals courier.

Dude, Pedro the mule just checked in. Let's 420 !

Prairie Doggin

v. The phenomenon where multiple heads are observed to pop up above the partitions in a cube farm in rapid succession.

Someone farted and the whole fuckin office went prairie doggin.

Gotchie-Pull

See Wedgie.

Clarence loves a good gotchie-pull.

shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter

Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!

Glaze

(Adj.) A coating of ejactulate upon a surface.

Nice aim! The fuckin' Wigga did a window glaze again, dude!

Sorry man! I missed my biatch

ball washer

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.