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Martha's looking at five to ten for insider trading. It's a good thing.
n. A person who contributes enough definitions to the Urban Dictionary to rank in the "Top-10 Most Frequent Contributors" list.
Please Santa, I wannabe an Oodee Master.
n. Yet another term for the male member.
My biatch loves to play my organ.
n. One who becomes promiscuous on an annual basis at the office Christmas party.
Dude 1: Gonna get lucky at the office Christmas party?
Dude 2: Dunno, who's gonna be there?
Dude 1: HOHOHO
v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.
I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!
n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.
Frequently
Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!
n. The vain attempt to produce privacy in an otherwise open-office layout through the placement of shared partitions in a box-like arrangement around each adjoining work area.
This lousy office hive is nothing but one big fucking cube farm!