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n. Yet another term for the male member.
My biatch loves to play my organ.
n. One who becomes promiscuous on an annual basis at the office Christmas party.
Dude 1: Gonna get lucky at the office Christmas party?
Dude 2: Dunno, who's gonna be there?
Dude 1: HOHOHO
v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.
I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!
n. One who desires to be worthy of being recognized as an associate of the Urban Dictionary.
I am an oodee-wannabe so get your funk 'n wagnels outta my face!
n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.
Frequently
Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!
n. The vain attempt to produce privacy in an otherwise open-office layout through the placement of shared partitions in a box-like arrangement around each adjoining work area.
This lousy office hive is nothing but one big fucking cube farm!
(v.) Pubic defoliant. Agent orange applied to the patch.
(see Apocalypse Now)
Grab the remmington, I'm goin' Viet Cong on dat biatch cuz it be time to mow that lawn and clear me a landing strip. 747-Heavy cumming in fast!