A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.
God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.
being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.
Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.
When a straight woman ends up fucking another woman.
Dude I saw your ex-girlfriend with Stacey, she got the Beaver Fever!!
(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.
Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.
No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.
The problem of being so tired that you cannot fall asleep.
Dude, I got like 2 hours of sleep last night, hopefully when I get out of work I wont be too exhaustipated to go to bed.
Fucking something up, like a World Series broadcast.
Everything was going great until Bill came over and FOXed everything up!
A midget that is a magician.
Hey do you want to go to the circus? I hear they have a midgician performing.