A.S.S.

Acronym for after school shit.
The customary excretion that it performed upon arrival home from school

"I had a great A.S.S. last night!"
"What? You did someone in the ass?
"No stupid! an After School Shit!"

dige

slang word for female genitalia
can be used as an insult

"you're such a dige Nige"