shmookles

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.

Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."

my sort of bag

You say this when you wanna tell others that something is exactly your thing.
Like it's something you like doing, you do possess, or you simply appreciate.

"Yeah baby yeah! That's my sort of bag baby!" - Austin Powers

"No baby no no no! That ain't my sort of bag baby!" - Austin Powers