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Octopus erection

When you and 7 buddies get hard all at the same time and go to town on the same girl, who also brought along her sea food for good measure

Nick: Did you guys have fun last night at my octopus erection party?

Diego: Yeah I loved the smoked salmon we had after!

by Dadadad4 May 31, 2018


Hot Cheetos

When you put hot stuff all over your penis, insert your shlong in a hot Cheeto bag, and wait in a convience store until a black girl purchases you and sucks off all the hot Cheeto dust and hot sauce off your penis.

Sophia: yeah I got some hot Cheetos at the store, want some?

Mike: No stop my penis is in there.

by Dadadad4 May 31, 2018