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Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.
Albert Pujols is sick.
An abbreviation for "rock, paper, scissors."
Anything can be settled with a quick, or long, game of RPS.
Nickname for Philadelphia Eagles QB Donovan McNabb. The second best QB in the NFL, right after Peyton Manning, McNasty has never finished worse than 11-5 when he has played a whole season. Five time Pro Bowler who became first QB to throw 30+ TD passes and less than 10 INTs in a season in 2004 while leading the Eagles to the Super Bowl. Will win a Super Bowl very soon. Rock on #5!
Donovan McNasty once held the ball for 14 seconds while being chased by several Dallas Cowboy defenders right before launching a 60 yard completion to Freddie Mitchell.
Goaltender for the Detroit Red Wings. Also has played for the St. Louis Blues, Edmonton Oilers, and Toronto Maple Leafs. Still has not won a Stanley Cup after fifteen NHL seasons.
Cujo never wins a Cup because his teams don't give him enough goal support after the first round of the playoffs.
A profanity-free phrase substituted for the word "bullshit." Invented by my little brother.
What, you won't give me my allowance for this week? I declare bull!!
Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.
I got explosive diarrhea from the Taco Death that I had for dinner earlier tonight.
The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!
The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.