n00bsssss

Derived from 'newbie' meaning inexperienced, or shit at something.

Calvin Shyam tries to play basketball, and therefore has earnt himself the name 'n000bbsssssss'

barking spiders

fanny burps (syn. - farts)

gadget

short form of inspector gadget, used for someone who is extremely lanky.

that guy is such a gadget,

Drumitri

a male named Dimitri with a love for drums and percussion instruments.

1) I saw Drumitri playing in the jazz band the other night.

2)Drumitri won't stop drumming and it's ticking me off!

winner

Used as a sarcastic way of saying "loser". Usually directed to a person who attempts to be too cool for everyone else, while in reality being generally disliked and disrespected

"Wow, look at that winner, acting like he is too good for everyone here. He has no idea."

Bang

To use a 'flashbang' grenade.

Bang 'er out.
Breach, bang, and clear.