amphibious assault

another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in naval/military settings. See bombing mission and deploy some troops.

Colonel, sir, I need to conduct an amphibious assault.

turkey gobble

While bending completely over and mooning someone, thus creating the appearance of a turkey as viewed by the one getting mooned, the person getting mooned in turn starts to lick (eat) the mooner's package - thus creating the turkey gobble.

When Ben mooned Betty, she got so excited and gave him a turkey gobble.

bombing mission

another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in an air force/military setting. See amphibious assault and deploy some troops.

General, sir, may I have permission to conduct a bombing mission?

deploy some troops

another term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in a military setting. See also amphibious assault and bombing mission.

I have to go deploy some troops before the meeting starts.

nuggets

another slang term for defacation. Can be used to describe both animal and human events.

Dude, I gotta go drop some nuggets.
Ok Fido, it's time to drop some nuggets. Be a good boy.