Hot Cops

A stripper agency GOB from Arrested Development used to work for.

They're just strippers! Look how hot they are!!!

One of the Hot Cops was my choir teacher.

Mr. Banana Grabber

Mr. Banana Grabber is an animated character in the best show on television, Arrested Development.

About Mr. Banana Grabber: I should have never given away animation rights.

The guy in the 600$ banana suit, COME ON!

never nude

A person who wears cut-offs under his/(her?) pants. Can never be nude and attends annual never-nude conventions.

Tobias was a never nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.

capitalism

Three words: Does not work. Of course, neither does communism, but since people are evil in nature, we'll pretty much never be happy.

Stalin to Russian government: "Maybe we should switch to capitalism" (Awkward silence)
Everyone: (roaring laughter)