Double Cheeked Up

Someone with an immense amount of ass

"bro did you see me yesterday in those green shorts"
"Hell Yeah! You were Double Cheeked Up"

Rucking

Best possible way to bond with the homies, it involves hiking with weights, but it's for men only

"Want to go rucking this weekend?"
"Could we skip the rucking, and get straight to the vigorous anal"