To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.
Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!
a very vicious, bruisy, bloody wound right under the nipple, very painful.
Oh, crap! I tried to ask that chick out, and I totally got a pink crow!!!
A bitch is an unpleasant girl, but a doberwoman is ten times worse! Just like a real doberman is worse than a real bitch when she's about to have puppies. Be careful, or you might get your head bitten off.
Jane: You're not just a bitch, Katie, you're a doberwoman!
The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.
Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.
A person who is half of European descent, and half of Native American descent. Coming from the fact that they'd be part white, part red man, like a candy cane.
Yo, candy cane!
the act of madly, wildly dancing around the room with somebody. Spin the poodle involves grabbing your partner's hands and dancing in a crazy circle around with them. Most people recieve this unwillingly.
Amy: Jake, don't come near me, I can detect a spin the poodle from miles away
a batlike pokemon, the evolved form of golbat, the bat pokemon. Crobat is purple, and has four wings. It sometimes appears to have no feet, but it's sometimes seen with feet.
In Pokemon slang, crobat is similar to "crow". It's to describe someone black.
"Crobat is an awesome pokemon! Go crobat!"