A phrase no Asian parent would dare to say
Person 1: I'm so proud of you, son.
Asian son: Impossible.
When someone does something so bad, you can't describe it any other way.
Timothy: *Drops a thermonuclear bomb onto Afghanistan*
Theodore Johnathan Paisley II: Egregious!
1. A horse eating a little too much.
2. Aretha Franklin.
1. Nom-Nom, Hey Hey Hey, Hey is delicious!
2. Hey Hey Hey, chain of fools.