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“You better not be sleeping again”
Said if someones being a lazy ass.
Why aren’t you responding, ybnbsa
Shrek. Or lord and savior is Shrek.
Would you like to talk about our Our lord and saviour, Shrek?
I will truly kill myself because I didn’t wash my fat ass for the baby shower
Gerald: iwtkmsbmmwbs
Bernard: damn
2020- The history books have a different section for each week.
A bird from south america and southern united states. It eats shrimp and has a spoon shaped beak. It looks like a smaller flamingo but isn't related to it.
Person 1: Is that a flamingo?
Person 2: No you nimrod, it's a roseate spoonbill