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Dogs vs cats

Why is this a debate?

Dogs- cuter, smarter, friendlier, sweeter, more energetic, more playful, easier to train, more unique looking, smells cancer, helps people.

Cats- Poops in box, lives longer, kills pests.

Winner- Dogs

Dogs vs cats. Dogs are better

by ESBirdnerd December 05, 2020


Doctor Octopus

Probably the coolest supervillain. He has a good side, and badass arms.

Doctor Octopus is so fucking cool

by ESBirdnerd December 05, 2020


🇨🇭

Switzerland, the land of 🫕 (fondue) made from 🧀 (cheese) or 🍫 (chocolate). They also have multi purpose 🔪 (knives) and tall 🏔 (mountains).

🇨🇭

by ESBirdnerd May 26, 2022


Joe Biden

46th President that kicked Donald Trump's ass, and is removing basically everything Trump did. He was the former vice president for Barack Obama, and he chose Kamala Harris as vice president, making her the highest female in power in America, and chose openly gay Pete Buttigieg as secretary of transportation, and Chuck Schumer as head of the senate. His wife is named Jill Biden, and is a Doctor who helped with creating the COVID-19 vaccine.

Joe Biden won the election! WooHoo!

by ESBirdnerd January 25, 2021


Age is just a number

Luigi: Mario, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t have sex with her!
Mario: Oh yeah, why not?
Luigi: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Mario: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Luigi!
Luigi: Oh you know what else is a number?
Mario: What?
Luigi: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Mario said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for being a sex offender.

by ESBirdnerd January 03, 2021


Advertisement

A way of showing a person group of a product or program in order to make money for said product or program.

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The "Buy a advertisement mug, shirt, neck gaiter for your Relative Name" is an Urban Dictionary advertisment.

by ESBirdnerd March 02, 2021


LGBTQQIP2SAAN

LGBTQQIP2SAAN is the full name for LGBTQA
It stands for
Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgender
Queer
Questioning
Intersex
Pansexual
2-Spirit
Asexual
Androgynous
Non-binary

LGBTQQIP2SAAN is valid!

by ESBirdnerd July 18, 2021