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Spiders that target the butthole, to lay eggs and consume sustenance
Last night, like 30 butthole spiders crawled up there. Im worried because I cant get them out.
When a girl reverse cowgirl rides your feet.
I walked in on my mom giving my dad a backwards tiptoe.
When you are fucking someones butthole and shit spews out onto your nutsack.
I was with this girl last night, and she totally got mud on the bag.
When your poops are really thin like wires.
"Bro i got some serious wire bungus rn"
1. Severe open dick wounds, making the dick look like a pepperoni pizza
2. An insult used to describe someone being incredibly painful to be around, like having a dick pizza
Kyle has a total dick pizza
a worm infested bloody anus may contain poop, "meatballs"
I have a spaghetti anus