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Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019


Semiliquid Diamond

Isopropyl alcohol in a concentration of 60% or higher that was manufactured in 2020.

Germophobes: I NEED THAT SEMILIQUID DIAMOND AND I DON'T CARE IF I GO BROKE!!!

by FSRueful March 22, 2020


Bias

Something that you shouldn't have.

I hate how all of these news channels have bias towards communism, it makes no sense!

by FSRueful February 13, 2019


Coronic

The state or characteristic of being infected by COVID-19 (or used as a carrier).

This bottle of air contains your great grandmother's last breath we just collected a few minutes ago; it's still coronic, so I don't suggest you breathe it in.
Poor puppy! She died after being the first in Wuhan to become coronic.

by FSRueful March 22, 2020


Flanman

Pronoun. The phrase meant to address a man who vends flan, a famous dessert made of various fats and sugars.

I prefer to order from the mochi vending chain restaurant, but this Flanman is cute, so I'll go purchase some of his flan in hopes he becomes rich one day.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019


Futuristic Dystopia

A noun used in reference to many science fiction (sci-fi) books that involve topics like a perfect world. For example, it may involve the use of euthanasia (for killing) those who do not fit into the societies of the settings there. It may also be about a book with characters following a seemingly corrupted government in which orders people to give them their life partners (spouses), jobs, children, and more. It may talk about slaves that were born solely for work outside of the settings and disposed of after their work is over with in the world. Usually used as a new genre term or a category of fiction books.

"Did you read that book about a futuristic dystopia yet?"
"Yeah, pretty depressing. That boy got his whole genetic line in jeopardy because all of the identical boys were perfect and orderly except for him. He could have been euthanized and killed just because he didn't fit in. Too bad too sad, be actually dies at the end."
"Wait...what?"
"The government's crazy idea of a utopia is terrible in that book."
"Indeed, let's not even dwell on the topic of the already ruined world all that much."

by FSRueful January 12, 2019


Bins

American abbreviated form of binoculars. Birders across the nation are known for using this term more often than rappers say expletives.

The ornithology class broke out the college-sanctioned bins to go on field.
Audubon whipped out his bins as the shoebill started clapping its bill...and its cheeks.

by FSRueful April 19, 2021