1005

One Hundred Percent.

I'm am 1005 sure that Chris H. smokes sausage.

Cake

A lump of human shit.

"A nice cake is waiting for you."

Pluton

The queerest person in an IRC channel.

Jesus, don't be the Pluton in here.

pupkick

A unit of length used in measuring immense objects. pupkick > mitsi > xbox > AU.

I've slept with a few heffers in my days, but this bitch was pupkick. I lost my wallet while I was on top of her.