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When it is almost Halloween and somehow there are so many opportunities to do Halloween stuff and you do them all but actual Halloween is kind of anticlimactic
Dude I’m so hallobloasted this year
Mayonnaise mixed with ketchup. If anyone ever says mayo ketchup to describe it, correct them and say Caribbean Dipping Sauce
Waiter, may I please have Caribbean dipping sauce?
Person: hey can we buy some mayo ketchup?
Human: actually it’s called Caribbean dipping sauce
Person: oh sorry I forgot
When intellectuals can fit an entire hamster in their mouth
Dude: oh hey, ronda!
Ronda: khedive dowhsvxgxgsb (don’t talk to me, I have a hammy in the hammy hole)
A nonexistent apple that grows on pine trees
Person: I was really hungry but I only have a pine apple and it’s not real
“where’d you get that zaza?”
“got it from dewdog!”
“we’re done.”
L.ittle G.rand B.ig T.iny
An abbreviation for the above words. It’s a used to describe unknown size for something
Once I got the muffin I could not decide what the size was so I just thought LGBT