sextual assault

unwanted sexual advances through texts

texter1:"you wanna come over and have sex?"
texter2" no! ur a creeper! thats sextual assault!"

J.I.M.P.

stands for Jizz In My Pants. used to describe something so awesome it makes you want to jizz in your pants.

Dude, that car is J.I.M.P.