GUTHRIE

A clown, a fool, a funny person, part of an elite gang, someone others could only dream of becoming

GUTHRIE you are fucking amazing

Lychee

Another word for an arsehole

"Why do people have to be such lychees? Nobody wants to be a slimey bumhole!"

piss-teria

When you are desperate for a wee and it causes you to go into piss-teria

"Carmelle was desperate for a wee at Druridge Bay - she went into absolute piss-teria before finding a rock to hide behind"