Chonker

what a redditor calls a morbidly obese cat on the brink of death

Redditor: Hey, would you look at my cat? What a fine, succulent chonker!

Normal person: Dude, he's not a chonker. He's morbidly obese and can't even move without your help. You have to put him on a diet.

Redditor: FUCK OFF YOU DOUCHEBAG, HE'S A CUTE CHONKY BOIO!