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When a girl rides your face and smokes a cigar with her pussy while you eat her ass.
“I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”
Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.
Love The Neighbor as Yourself
The act of one man walking up to another man, sticking two fingers in his butt, and kissing him on the mouth. Most often used in prison as a way to assert dominance.
On your first day inside, walk up to the biggest guy in the pod, and give him a Mexican Oil Change. Show everyone who’s the man!
The act of a black guy rubbing his bare butt cheeks on the chest and face of someone else.
Danny: Did you hear about Rob's trip to D.C.?
Sergio: No, what happened?
Danny: Some guys in the city held him down and gave him the Burnt Cheeks dance!
When you're filling out an online application and you put that you are a black lesbian with big tits, when really you are a husky, white guy from the mid-west with a below average sized penis.
Friend 1: good luck trying to get promoted, they're only looking for black lesbians.
Friend 2: oh I know, that's why I'll be Blackfishing their racist asses!
When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.
Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”
Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”
Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
Penitentiary term. When you push yo’ dick between yo’ legs and yo’ cellie gives you head from the back so when you bust, you shitbomb his face with ramen gumbo and nacho cheese Summer sausage.
Cellie: Oh Lawd!
Me: Peek-a-Boo!