When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.
Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”
A priest who makes hamburgers out of the flesh of Jesus Christ
Person 1: “ well these burgers taste delicious that cook must be a real hamburger priest”
Can you take a polar bear and put it in an orphanage to steady population
The line at this restaurant is too long they should really use the Polar system in this place