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McDonald’s cold fries

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.

Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021


hamburger priest

A priest who makes hamburgers out of the flesh of Jesus Christ

Person 1: “ well these burgers taste delicious that cook must be a real hamburger priest”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021


The Polar system

Can you take a polar bear and put it in an orphanage to steady population

The line at this restaurant is too long they should really use the Polar system in this place

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021