Chicken Big Mac

A Big Mac, but chicken edition

A shortcut into getting a heart attack

Also supposedly hella fucking good

Wanna go to McDonald’s
Sure, I’ll get a chicken Big Mac

fluoroantimonic acid

The most powerful acid in the known universe
DO NOT DRINK!!!

Kid: can I drink this?
Scientist: NO IT’S FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID!!!

Newmarket

A small town in Ontario, about a hour north of downtown Toronto.

Some attractions, rich history, nice Main Street to vibe in.

It is also totally not coincidentally my hometown. That is why I know this.

And if some guy decides to scour the entirety of Newmarket to find me and murder me in my sleep, fuck.

I live in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe.
Why am I like this

Possession of illegal firearms

When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked

1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok

caught lacking

When you get caught playing video games in class

Teacher: stop playing video games
Class: he got caught lacking

The Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything

42
42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything
Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Not a very trustworthy source, I know

Deep Thought: The answer to life, the universe, and everything
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: is…
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: 42

Pay-to-win

When you can use money to get a significant advantage over other players in video games.
Prime example: EA Sports

Dude, you’ve spent 400 bucks on this game and yet you still lost to that level 1 with poop gear, what a pay-to-win noob.