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The best alien you will ever meet. He will help you fight super flies and help you cheat in gambling. If you ever see a wild mikitaka, give him tissues as a gift, he will now die for you.
Josuke: Have you seen mikitaka Anywhere?
Okuyasu: he’s sleeping in a cornfield again
When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.
Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!
Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.
A horrible misspelling of Reigen Arataka. You probably typed this in as a mistake, but now look what you’ve done. You’ve created a monster. Reigen Arawakan will always live knowing he was a mistake. Nobody loved him. How do you feel now, hm?? Maybe check your typos before you search stuff.
Reigen Arawakan: I am not a psychic and I don’t live in the 21st century. I am normal and I am not a tumblr sexyman.
Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help
Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever
Over 100 years ago today… a legend was born.
Robert E.O. Speedwagon, founder of the speedwagon foundation, born October 16, 1863.
He is known for his incredible charm, personality, and good looks. It is impossible to dislike speedwagon.
He is also the most powerful being in the universe, and a rich oil tycoon owner. Let us now take a moment to appreciate Robert E.O. speedwagon.
Cool guy 1: “did you know that today (October 16) is international speedwagon day?”
Cool guy 2: “dude, I had no idea! Let’s go celebrate speedwagon”
When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”
MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.
Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.
nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.
Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?